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We had a big morning chasing parcels after our bowls shirts debacle with Promotional Products and Unifoms (really poor service). All we wanted to do was get to Clifton Springs Bowling Club for a game. We had gone online to register but were a bit nervous as to whether they got our names. We drove out. We met Rob (Club Coach) who unlocked the gate for us. He said we're fine to just turn up at 12:30. Rob's written a couple of books. He gave Jean the one on the Bowling Arm. And a copy of the club newsletter. We went for lunch and came back. Don showed us the way. There are three synthetic greens. We played on the front green. It is unnamed but the shelters were built by ex-member and carpenter Peter Verspeek. There were Jean and twelve blokes so we played three-bowl Scroungers. Shot bowl worth three, second shot is two and third is one. Sixteen ends with no penalties. Jean's rink was Michael, Jean, Mark and Allan. Mal's was Rob, Mal, Don and Steve. Second end Jean scored a three and a one. She was over the moon. She said "Yay! I can stop now!" Even though Mal's score wasn't high the boys said "He's been doing it all game!" Jean did keep going and ecstatically scored another three. Then Jean did her best end of the day. Not bad for a south-pawed right-hander! Mal finished first. He came second 23 to 36. He had such a good time. He said "They just joked around all game. They tried their best to put Rob off but didn't succeed!" Jean was blown away to come third. The winners had a one-bowl shoot out. Allan won. We came inside for drinks. Rob gave Jean some good Bowling Arm tips. They thanked us for coming, wished us well and gave us a gift of a pen and torch each. Clifton Springs - Mal enjoyed the jokes! On our way back to Geelong we stopped in at Leopold Sportsman's club. Aside from the sexism of the name, we were astounded at their gall (after we paid $5 for a game at Clifton Springs) they wanted to charge us $10 each for a rollup. We left. Leopold - what a rip-off!

We read online that we had to have our names down at St Leonards Bowling Club at 11. We rang and rang and rang but nobody answered so we drove out with our fingers crossed. We met Tony who wrote our names down and told us "the phone is never manned". Annemarie, her twin sister Margaret, Lyn, Little Lynnie, Anton and Tony were sitting outside watching the Singles championship. Jean stood and chatted with them. They were very friendly and talkative. The clubhouse is quite roomy. With a great painting in the entrance. And a nice picture of the pier which is on their club shirts. There's a nice verandah. They have two carpet greens. We played on the front green. The Eddie Lynch Green. It's three-bowl pairs. Three games of eight ends. Jean played with Bob. First game was against Mick and John. Mal played with Dave Against Ian and Don. Jean played her first game ever with the bowling arm. Bob was an arm bowler so he understood. John told Jean the first bowling arm was invented by a farmer who played at St Leonards. His name was Trevor Harker. The prototype was wood. Then he improved it. There were six pairs in all. First end Jean's bowls went everywhere - even in the ditch but she got one close-ish. Jean's 2nd game was against Ron and Peter. Mal played Jean's first opponents Mick and John. (Ron, Peter and Bob) Jean finally got the grass right. A bit heavy but she knocked out shot bowl. Jean was so busy learning the arm she forgot to watch Mal's bowls. She said "Do a photo-worthy bowl!" He did. Bob introduced Jean to the Secretary. Peter said "And Bob does everything else!" Peter gave us some badges. Last game Jean played Mal's first opponents Ian and Don. Mal played Ron and Peter. Jean did a little better this game but not good enough. Mal kept bowling brilliantly. We came inside for drinks. Neither of us won a game but Dave and Chris said to Mal "No, you're the guest we'll buy the beers!" The girls told Jean about their Chairperson Ros McIntyre. Jean said "That's my sister's name." Jean introduced herself to Ros. John told Jean the club has a working bee on Fridays. He said there's a lady Mary who looks after the gardens. They are beautiful. Jean forgot to take a photo but wanted to mention her work. St Leonards - no wins for us but great company.

We're in Geelong for two weeks over Christmas. We have only six clubs left to do so took it easy for a couple of days. Sunday we drove out to Inverleigh Bowling Club for a rollup and so Jean could try her new bowling arm out (with her left arm) on an actual green. The club looks friendly and inviting though there was nobody there. Jean only bought her new arm this week at Westcoast Bowls in Colac. She was chomping at the bit to try it. The green is synthetic. It was lovely out there. Warm and zero wind. The line was true (though Jean couldn't really tell!) With a bird flying over. It's a bit sandy. It left stuff on our bowls. Jean was hopeless to start with. She couldn't feel the weight. Bowls in the ditch! Mal got shot. Jean said "We're not scoring today because I'm at a disadvantage!" Then he got three. Jean put one in with her last bowl and started to get a bit of confidence. Low and behold Jean got a shot! Last end Jean scored three. She said "Maybe we should score next time!" Inverleigh - Jean works out the stick!

When we were in Colac in February this year, we did the two clubs we knew about. On our last day we went into IGA and the lady on the checkout asked us if we'd been to her club - City Bowls Club. We missed it so decided to come back. We came in and asked if we could have a rollup. The club is nice and modern. It's quite big. The girl at the bar directed us to Luke and Manager Alison. Luke's been bowling two years and Alison 17 years. They showed us where the mats and jacks were and said we could roll up anywhere. We were surprised to see four greens. There are two old grass ones that aren't used now and two synthetic. We rolled up on the front carpet. Jean saw two blokes chatting by the green and she asked if one was the Greenkeeper. Grant pointed to "the big guy" Gary. We chatted to them for a while. We started our rollup. The flag was full bore. The wind was wicked! Jean bowled first Then Mal. Mal took first shot. It was very close! Then Jean got one then another. We did a long caterpillar. Jean was one up on our last end and Mal scored one for a draw. After our rollup we went to WestCoast Bowls Shop so Jean could buy a bowling arm to use with her left hand to give her painful right arm a rest. She went ok but thinks it will take a while. Colac City Bowls Club - nice little rollup

We're in Simpson for two days on our way to Geelong. Timboon is a little west but we think it's worth the visit for a rollup. Timboon has a population of 830. We decided to drive out to Timboon on Tuesday after Pennants for a rollup. There was a bunch of players there celebrating their win. When we arrived at the club Peter (former President) came over to ask if he could help. We told him about our trip. He told us Simpson (where we're staying, ) is the first Wednesday of the month and Timboon is tomorrow. We promised to come back and put our names down. Peter was grateful because they are short. Peter organises the monthly triples. It's a nice little clubhouse. With some interesting historical photos Especially their 25th Anniversary. The remembrance board is beautiful. They have two greens. Peter said "Would you rather roll up on the synthetic or the carpet?" We didn't understand until we had a closer look at the synthetic And the carpet. There's a bird flying over to protect the green and an owl on the side. They have good permanent shades. WEDNESDAY: We arrived bright and early Wednesday for a 10am start. It's a big day. Four games of two-bowl triples with ten ends with a break for lunch. We met Secretary Barry and Narelle at the desk. The ladies were busy making salad rolls for lunch. There were lots of people here from Warrnambool, Terang, Camperdown, Port Fairy, City Memorial, Cobden, Koroit and on course Timboon. We met some guys we rolled up with at Lismore. We got a card for the day. We were team 7 'On Leave'. We played with Diane. First game was against Graeme, Greg and Les from City BowlsWarrnambool. There was country, rock and folk music playing in the background. We were on the carpet which was very fast. We couldn't really work it out but Mal managed to keep them to one per end. Last end Jean took kitty for one. Mal said "Job's done!" We lost but the margin wasn't high. 2nd game we played Gary, John and Wiggs from Timboon. 2nd end Mal took shot out for shot. He smiled and said "Welcome back!" Jean finally got the weight. We lost again. Dianna said "They are all 'A' Grade players". We felt happy they were low margins. We came inside for our ham and salad roll. There were Santa chockies and an ice-cream for dessert. First game after lunch was against a pair because someone had to drop out. Opponents were Angela and Arthur of Timboon. First end we were down. Mal took the kitty for four. We had a narrow win. Last game was against Cherie and Peter - another pair. It took 30 ends but Mal found his line and weight. We'd been level three times in the game. Going in to the last end it was 9 to 9 on nine. We lost by two. We came inside and Peter did Presentations. Timboon - if you come to Monthly Triples tell them Mal and Jean sent you!

We're in Simpson for two days on our way to Geelong for Christmas. The bowls club is just a short walk from the reserve where we're staying so we came for a rollup. Simpson is a tiny town of 580 people. When we arrived we saw Peter (former club and Bowls Victoria President), who we met at Cobden, Vanessa (who we met at Cobden as well and who Jean saw at the shop), Jeff, Gaylene and Ron. Peter showed us what they do when their honour boards fill up. They take a photo then frame it. They have a new shed and updated clubhouse. They did a successful fundraising drive. There's one synthetic green. Vanessa came out and marked for our rollup. We started our rollup. There are nice permanent shades. We liked the modern score boards. Jean started out very well. Mal gave it a go. Jean was ahead. After our last end we drew. Mal said we had to do another two ends. First one he got shot. He was very pleased with himself. Last end he got three. He was over the moon After our rollup a few more people came to practice. Simpson - thanks Vanessa for everything!

We're on our way to Simpson for a couple of days before we head to Geelong for Christmas. We decided to stop on the way at Cobden for a rollup. It's a nice sunny day so we're hopeful! Cobden is a smallish town of 1,500. There was a nice recognition on the front gate. Up top a bowler shows wind direction. We forgot it was Pennants Tuesday. When we arrived Cobden was playing the two towns we'll visit next few days: Simpson (where we'll be tonight) and Colac where we'll go on Thursday. They were all really friendly and gave us lots of helpful information. Jean went inside to check out the clubhouse. There she met was Bill who got a mat and Jack for us. Bill then introduced us to Bert. Meanwhile Mal started chatting to Joan who introduced us to absolutely everybody and came and watched us bowl. First was club President Trevor who greeted us warmly. Then Peter, former President of Simpson and of Bowls Victoria. There are two synthetic greens. Bill told us there was an over-60's game on the other green soon but we were welcome to roll up. The sign said 18 seconds. We thought about 16, perhaps 17. We started our rollup. Jean worked out the grass and weight quickly. Mal was a bit lost. He was narrow and heavy. Jean gave Mal a little coaching on the grass he had to take. He worked it out and soon was back in form. Last end we were even then Jean's third bowl took shot for a little win. Cobden - we wish we could have stayed!

It's our last day in Terang so we decided to drive (a little further than usual) to Derrinallum for a rollup. It was raining again so we didn't like our chances. Accordingto the sign at the takeaway it's locally known as 'Derri'. The town has 550 people so we're impressed it has a bowling club. Jean had been in touch with the club to arrange it but nobody got back to her. We didn't expect to meet anyone. We were right but we did find an old sign! We couldn't get a look in because all the blinds were down. The toilets were open though which suggested one could free-camp across the road (with permission). The one green is synthetic but it was somewhat under water so no rollup for us. And a little outdoor area which didn't look well-used Derrinallum - still busting for a game!

We've been in touch with Mortlake Bowling Club this week to see if they needed Pennant players. They don't but invited us to come up and watch. We drove through on our way to Terang. It was raining so we thought we'd stop and ask if it's still on. We met Sandra and Don. They said that because people have to come from Warrnambool it will likely be on. We said we'd be back after we settle in at Terang. It was still raining so Mal reckoned there'd be no way they'd play Pennants. He decided to come back Sunday. We found out they did play Pennants and we missed it. Jean was cross we didn't get to meet the people we'd been talking to. We saw the old grass green left fallow. There's one synthetic green now. A few years old. We had a rollup. We didn't roll long because Jean's arm was hurting. She said "I can't wait until we get to Geelong so I can buy a stick and bowl left-handed! Mal bowled narrow, Jean bowled wide. Mortlake - a missed opportunity.

We were supposed to drive 3 hours from Horsham to Terang this morning but Jean decided to stop at Dunkeld on the way. We're glad we did! We couldn't park our van in the bowling club carpark like we planned. We rang Angus the President who told us the Council doesn't like it and there'd be heaps of cars there tonight. Angus told us Geoff and Erin who run the caravan park are bowlers and they'd look after us. They did. Erin showed us to our spot. She said the carpet in the sites is the old bowling green. We felt right at home. The club is across the road from the caravan park behind the petrol station. From the club there's a great view of Mount Sturgeon. There's also Mt Abrupt and Piccannini. The shades are cute. The hedge is unique! We came back later in the day to see if we could find some people. We met Peter who was just finishing. He took us into the clubhouse which has nice high ceilings. We sat inside with the boys (their usual Friday thing) for a drink with Paul, Neil Grub, Bob, Gary, Peter and Gus. Angus the President joined us. He'd just finished shearing. Jean was impressed with the honour board - all the McIntyres! There's one newish synthetic green. It was being rolled. We decided to have a quick rollup. All the bowlers were still drinking. We met Steve outside who was just finishing his rollup. Jean bowled with the mountain behind. As did Mal. It started raining. We saw the green owl sheltering in the doorway. Caravan Park Geoff came down. It was super slow. Jean couldn't get there. We finished our rollup. The boys were still socialising. Dunkeld - we needed all our muscles!

One of the clubs we visited when we drove around all the Horsham clubs on Friday was Horsham City. They told us they have social on Thursday so we put our names down. When we arrived we met Daniel the Treasurer. THURSDAY We saw they had wo synthetic and two old grass. We met Peter Hux and Tom in the office. The inside was decked out for Christmas. There's a name board donated in memoriam. They put our names on a board. There were twelve blokes and Jean. There was one four and three triples. Three games of ten ends. We played on the side green. Green A. Mal, Tom and Peter (Doc) played Greg, Stumpy and Alex Rink (who killed Jean on Tuesday), Jean, Peter and Trevor (who played with Mal at Golf) played against Don, Harry and Kevin. Jean drew shot then Peter and Trevor consolidated. It wasn't too hot, 22° but it was sticky and so we're the flies. The boys told Jean lots of fly stories. Jean heard the guys say "Good bowl Mal" a few times but she was always up the other end. She heard it again and went running down to catch it. Jean lost, Mal won. Next game we played each other. We have to wash and wear our Weston Creek shirts every day because we've put all our bowls shirts in to have our names embroidered. They had four then Mal took the kitty and they went back to one. Jean's team was down then Mal knocked them up. Jean's team won by one. Last game Mal played Kevin and Jean played Stumpy. Jean bowled a ripper! Then Mal followed up but his got taken out. We came inside for drinks. Horsham City - no flies on us!

When we drove around all the Horsham clubs last Friday we were told about the bowling green at Horsham Golf. We didn't have that one. We visited and they said we can come for social on Tuesday. on Friday we met Ken, Dennis and Harry who were hanging around. They are the Blue Wrens. The green is named for Jeff Sprunt who was a former Secretary who passed away and left the club $170 thousand. It saved the club. They were able to put in a synthetic, new seats and upgraded the clubhouse. The green isn't named but the shelters are. TUESDAY We came back for our game on Tuesday. We arrived super early so decided to roll up. Mal was all over it as usual. Every time Jean got shot he took it off. What a mean husband!😒. It was pretty hot so we just did a couple After a while Harry came and opened up. There are ten players today Jean and nine blokes. We have pairs against triples. 3 bowls and skip two for triples and four with 2-4-2 for pairs. Two games of ten and one of six. The leads don't roll the jack the skips place it to save time. It's a bit complex but it works. First game Trevor and Mal Played Peter, Ian and Jean. First end Jean had three but Mal took two out. She said "I'm glad we did that rollup!" The final score was one up for Jean's team. Second game Mal played Mike, Neville and Wayne. Mal and Trevor were doing superbly. Jean's team played Graeme, Rink (Ian) and Frank. They won the first two ends then Jean put one on it. In the end Jean's team got killed. Mal won game two 23 to 16. We swapped opponents for the six-end game. Jean thought she bowled brilliantly but as lead her opponents bowled better. Like this! The guys remarked how well Mal was bowling. They want us to play Pennants for them on Saturday but we've committed to Mortlake and will be too far away. We came inside for drinks. Mal and Trevor won the money with 35. Jean went outside and met Selector Magaret. Horsham Golf - we would have loved to play Pennants